Sex on the wall!

So I'm bored this Christmas. Luckily for me Christmas is not happening this year, but I have a lot of work to do. I am researching companies for different reasons and have become a specialist in distracting myself by reading my friends weekly (actually it’s published twice a week) sex column.
So coincidently I have come across this Design Agency that produces amazing work on commission... looking through their portfolio I read "Paper Voyeur" and I remember:
This online mag my friend is writing for, featured Paper Voyeur for Sexy Wallpaper. So I had a closer look and damn this is tasteful

Here is a visual taster...





I like the idea of having something sexy, naked, voyeurism on the wall, but even though I'm quiet in tune with the visual of my naked self, I don't think I would want my gran to see my arse on the wall when she comes round. But there is something that really tickles me about having such things on the wall in your house, leaving your guests saying, ‘oh that’s nice dear’ as they choke on their tea at the surprise of seeing nipples in the kitchen! Hehe

So the agency, Design Studio DEDass have created PaperVoyeur, a decadent range of erotic wallpaper that they describe as ‘European eroticism with a sprinkling of English reserve’.

The wallpaper tastefully incorporates subtle outlines of female nudity into vintage-looking floral patterns resulting in romantic yet slightly burlesque wallpaper. Paper Voyeur is like Agent Provocateur for your home, and would look great on a feature wall in a bedroom, or even a living room if you’re feeling wild!

The wallpaper is available from the Paper Voyeur website for £59 per roll. I definitely want some...